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• Catch Me If...YOU CAN"T
• The Difference Between Genius And Stupidity - Is That Genius Has Its Limits
• I'm Blondy... So, Please Speak Slowly!
• Blondes Have More Fun, But Brunettes Remember It Next Day
• I'm Not a Complete Idiot. Some Parts Are Missing
• Money Can't Love You Back.
• Fuck the duck and try to fly!
• Mess with the best, die like the rest
• If you can read this, the bitch fell off
• Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either
• Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Practice? i'm already perfect
• If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
• One tequila Two tequila Three tequila Floor...
• 68: You do me and I ow you one
• I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong!
• What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
• My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate... So I got two boyfriends!
• Save water. Drink Beer!

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